"And to the Child I say,
that thine shall be the Kingdom of Heaven...."
(....and that of boredom too maybe....)
-Christ in the Bible
Frank admission: Life's isn't always haa-haa-hee-hee.....many-a-times, you do end up like me right now, staring at a terminal and typing away for the heck of it 'cuz there isn't really much else to do at the moment. These moments, albeit few and far between, do tend to envelop you with the so-called 'sickly hues of paranoia' (as someone I know might say), and you may feel the all-too-familiar sense of alienation and, shall we say, inadequacy?
In such times, follow these rules:
DO NOT dramatically leap off buildings that may not really be high enough for you to actually get killed. DO NOT take excess sleeping pills (you may accidentally take something else instead and end up like the guy in Scary Movie). DO NOT beat your chest and scream....you will thereby be disproving Darwin, by proving that humans can evolve backwards into lesser primates should need arise. AND......DO NOT, DO NOT EVER sit like a dumbfuck in front of a computer screen and type random arbit rubbish!!!
There, I'm done, post over. That's some seriously solid advice written above. Do follow it.
Good night,
Janus Gunganus
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hey!that characterless comment was uncalled for, but thanks to you for visiting my corner of cyberspace .... and being a sane person too! the two rarely go together....... if u get what i mean!
the last post was your best ever!
but there is some i would like to add from the darwinian viewpoint... which is that natural selection, once you get the essence of it, is a pretty tall stick to lick. so if somebody jump off the skyscrap today and snuff it... do you call it being naturally selected? i do. and there are the darwin awards for gifted individuals who have been doing mankind great service by removing themselves from the gene pool! if you want to get the darwin awards, you have to :
1. make sure you never reproduce by dying and calling it a day, or by rendering yourself sterile.
2. the accident in question must a product of your stupidity ONLY!
so google darwin awards and have a laugh!
incidentally i am doing some project next year on treating evolution as one-step zero-sum game.
remember nash and his beautiful mind?
the very same theory of games is gonna be my field next!
i tell you i got the original idea anyway, but some retard by the name of john meynard smith precedes me by atleast 40 years! the world was never fair eh?
over to you!
hey u know abhishek chajjlani?
yeah!!
mention ashim dubey to him willya?
and more posts plz!
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